I saw this on another blog and thought it worth reposting. Original here: http://tum123.multiply.com/journal
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A little girl asked her father,"Daddy, do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time'?" "No, sweetheart," he answered, "Some begin with 'If I am elected.'"
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There was a fellow who applied for a job as a press aide for a politician. Not long after he submitted his application he received word from the official's office: "Your resume is full of exaggerations, distortions, half truths and lies. Can you start work on Monday?"
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